trainers stop breaking gym equipment challenge

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yes that includes you gym leaders!
pokemon irl blog (follows from atherea)
crobat fan, hobbyist berry cultivator and tired gym maintenance staff

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Uh. Hello pokeblr?

I’m Seren (she/her) a twenty something Sinnoh dweller who does pokemon gym maintenance round the region, though I’m based in Sunyshore City. I like planting berries in my free time, and if you can’t tell by my header, pecha berries are my favourites.

My friends said I should maybe talk about my pokemon so. I’ve got a little picture with them below, I’ll make a post properly introducing them all but this is them:

  • Gunkie (Croagunk ♂)
  • Soup (Crobat ♀)
  • Flux (Magnemite)
  • Orb (Chingling ♂)
  • Portia (Ambipom ♀)
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Anyway, nice to meet you all. Except for any former team galactic people who are STILL pro team galactic. I’m not comfortable interacting with you again, you know who you are.

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May 4, 2023 3 notes
pokemonshelterstories

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i wish i was this cozy

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June 30, 2023 114 notes
ritterdoodles: “ritterdoodles: “A bunch of skateboarding Woopers for fun! :D ” Happy Wooper Wednesday! ”
ritterdoodles

A bunch of skateboarding Woopers for fun! :D

ritterdoodles

Happy Wooper Wednesday!

p-gretz
ritterdoodles
June 25, 2023 10,083 notes
Anonymous

My 14 year old cousin beat the prime minister in a pokemon battle. is he the prime minister now?

realpokemon

IF ONLY. if it worked like that i could defeat pokéjoe biden in a battle easily

realpokemon
realpokemon
June 19, 2023 2,161 notes
wizpolys

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Does anyone know what this thing is? It jumped out of my computer

totesmgoats01-published-author

that's a little guy. they eat data and you should feed them lots.

wizpolys

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pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

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wizpolys
June 5, 2023 15,259 notes
the-sapphic-raven

Hits you with a beam that makes you Nonbinary

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the-sapphic-raven

Hits you with a beam that makes you Bisexual

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the-sapphic-raven

Hits you with a beam that makes you Pansexual

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the-sapphic-raven

Hits you with a beam that makes you Asexual

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the-sapphic-raven

Okay this one's just Hyper Beam

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pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

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June 4, 2023 31,394 notes
pokemonshelterstories

as a shelter worker, i encounter a LOT of funny names for pokemon, so i thought i'd share some of my favorite names that i've either seen or given to a pokemon myself

  • a pair of meowth, one galarian and one kantonian, named gandalf the gray and gandalf the white
  • machop named forklift certified
  • the aptly-named bread the slakoth (he did a lot of loafing around)
  • EXTREMELY fat fidough named thicken nugget
  • litter of three sprigatito who were collectively called "my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends"
  • hounder named ARSON (specifically in all caps)
  • cabbage roll the sunkern
  • little beepo, the world's most miserable looking smoliv
  • divorce and divorce jr., two of the applin who got named in our annual "pay to name an applin on valentine's day" fundraiser
pokemonshelterstories
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June 3, 2023 194 notes
Anonymous

When will the professors finally discover more Eeveelutions

I want my Bug-Type!!!

realpokemon

you guys put a lot of pressure on eevee. she’s like the barbie of pokémon. why are you mad that shes not a lawyer when shes already an astronaut and a doctor and a mermaid

realpokemon

A "This Barbie is" meme of Eevee, captioned "This Barbie Is A Biological Nightmare"ALT

(via @ilikeghosttypes24)

realpokemon
realpokemon
June 1, 2023 2,905 notes
plasmaapologist

UH-OH! you just got

ORBED

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REBLOG TO TOTALLY

ORB

YOUR FRIENDS!

plasmaapologist
plasmaapologist
May 24, 2023 2,425 notes
Anonymous

Fuck shiny hunting I’m gonna look for the real treasure (a spinda with a spot that looks like amoong us)

realpokemon

as humans we’ve perfected years of selective breeding. we’ve domesticated dozens of starter pokémon. we’ve mastered the science behind genetic ability and nature transfer.

there MUST be an among us spinda out there.

sheepishzoologist

this is Spinpostor (pronounced like impostor but spin) she says hi

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realpokemon
May 23, 2023 3,645 notes
calfromtv

( @niks-pokeblog ) please look at this photo i took at work. the wooloo is named bradley and she loves the younger pokémon we get it.

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she doesn’t have a single thought in her head.

realpokemon

this picture is filled with so much joy

realpokemon
realpokemon
May 23, 2023 634 notes
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